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FightingLiberal
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Posted: Mon Feb 14th, 2005 01:06 pm |
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You should be deported from Canada.
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lazerhands
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Posted: Mon Feb 14th, 2005 01:29 pm |
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The Libertarian wrote: Here's the deal,
Bush won the red states by a considerable margin and those states populations are growing while the blue are shrinking.
with me so far?
Conservatives from these red states should move to Canada and become a citizen of Canada. The states they left will still be red. The benefit is you can shape Canada's political structure.
Think about it, the population of Canada is not that much. It would not take too many people relative to our population to rig the election in Canada.
Bush was a very weak candidate considering the climate and all. He still won by 4 million votes. Just those votes alone could reshape Canada's political structure.
So....what do ya think?
imagine that, right wingers trying to force their ideas on the rest of the world until they are in total control
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VT-R
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Posted: Mon Feb 14th, 2005 02:59 pm |
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lazerhands wrote: imagine that, right wingers trying to force their ideas on the rest of the world until they are in total control
Easy cowboy.
One continent at a time...
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completely_canuck
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Posted: Mon Feb 21st, 2005 12:13 am |
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Your idea of 'taking over Canada' is absolutely hilarious.
If you think for a second, that you would be able to convince the rational-minded people of Toronto and Montreal to turn their beautiful cities into the disgusting dirty crap-hole crime-infested abandoned cities of the South and the Mid-West, you have got to be kidding or else losing your mind.
Since I have driven through and even (god forbid) lived in 'the Third World Country part of America' called 'The South', I will nevertheless give you some hicks a few pointers:
(1) Your Southern drawl is universally-regarded as the signature of stupidity in Canada (as in the rest of the world) so you would have to find some way to hide that and broaden your vocabularly. Try reading books and enunciating like Canadians. (Just watch American films - they are filled with Canadian actors).
(2) Anywhere with powerful government in Canada will be a big city with a potential scare factor - black people - not just regular black people but the kind who could just move in next door and maybe even start dating your daughter. You may want to take relaxation breathing classes, to relieve any bout of paranoi or anxiety about this.
(3) You would have to lose enormous amounts of wieght to hide the those big bellies (don't forget wifey too). Canadians tend to be on the skinny side, but there definantly are some fat people. But you will be immediately assumed to be American with a chunky stomach - it is a unversally-known characteristic.
(4) In Canada, Americans are generally considered idiots. You have to put up with living in a country which generally views Americans as incompetent people who do not what they are doing. You will have a really hard time learning to accept this. Every suggestion that begins with "America does it like this..." is quickly laughed at in Canada because almost everything America does is usually done better in Canada, unless it is, perhaps, New York, which is considered by many in Canada, America's only decent city.
(5) Smoking weed like most things that Americans go ape-shi* over is 'no big deal' here. You would have to learn to calm your nerves, everytime a Canadian lights up a joint in front of you. Believe me that whole Regean-ite "Just Say No" stuff is considered hilarious. Janet Jackson's boob is no big deal either.
(6) You must have an Ivy-League degree. I am actually being serious here. Canada does not consider 98% of American degrees as real University.College degrees. They may not even give you a job at the post office without one.
(7) Do not brag about American successes. Most Canadians make a huge differentiation between Michael Jordan or Elvis Presley and the average American. The average American is just considered that - "average".
(8) Lastly, change the duds. In Montreal and Toronto, American are known for being unsophisticated dressers. Change it up.
GOOD LUCK COWBOYS
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The Libertarian
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Posted: Mon Feb 21st, 2005 01:26 am |
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so.
your country is small in population. You could not stop it.
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proudnfree
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Posted: Mon Feb 21st, 2005 03:47 am |
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completely_canuck wrote: Your idea of 'taking over Canada' is absolutely hilarious.
If you think for a second, that you would be able to convince the rational-minded people of Toronto and Montreal to turn their beautiful cities into the disgusting dirty crap-hole crime-infested abandoned cities of the South and the Mid-West, you have got to be kidding or else losing your mind.
Since I have driven through and even (god forbid) lived in 'the Third World Country part of America' called 'The South', I will nevertheless give you some hicks a few pointers:
(1) Your Southern drawl is universally-regarded as the signature of stupidity in Canada (as in the rest of the world) so you would have to find some way to hide that and broaden your vocabularly. Try reading books and enunciating like Canadians. (Just watch American films - they are filled with Canadian actors).
(2) Anywhere with powerful government in Canada will be a big city with a potential scare factor - black people - not just regular black people but the kind who could just move in next door and maybe even start dating your daughter. You may want to take relaxation breathing classes, to relieve any bout of paranoi or anxiety about this.
(3) You would have to lose enormous amounts of wieght to hide the those big bellies (don't forget wifey too). Canadians tend to be on the skinny side, but there definantly are some fat people. But you will be immediately assumed to be American with a chunky stomach - it is a unversally-known characteristic.
(4) In Canada, Americans are generally considered idiots. You have to put up with living in a country which generally views Americans as incompetent people who do not what they are doing. You will have a really hard time learning to accept this. Every suggestion that begins with "America does it like this..." is quickly laughed at in Canada because almost everything America does is usually done better in Canada, unless it is, perhaps, New York, which is considered by many in Canada, America's only decent city.
(5) Smoking weed like most things that Americans go ape-s*** over is 'no big deal' here. You would have to learn to calm your nerves, everytime a Canadian lights up a joint in front of you. Believe me that whole Regean-ite "Just Say No" stuff is considered hilarious. Janet Jackson's boob is no big deal either.
(6) You must have an Ivy-League degree. I am actually being serious here. Canada does not consider 98% of American degrees as real University.College degrees. They may not even give you a job at the post office without one.
(7) Do not brag about American successes. Most Canadians make a huge differentiation between Michael Jordan or Elvis Presley and the average American. The average American is just considered that - "average".
(8) Lastly, change the duds. In Montreal and Toronto, American are known for being unsophisticated dressers. Change it up.
GOOD LUCK COWBOYS
Where can I get some of that "weed" that you're smoking. Wow, that must be some seriously good stuff. I have never hallucinated like that before. Damn.
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