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I would like to take this opportunity to express my feelings that hippies smell and should take a shower.
I live in the hippie/phish/dreadlock capital of the northeast, Burlington VT. It is my contention that hippies smell bad and should concentrate on bathing, rather than who has the most bugs in their hair & the dankest weed.
And another thing while I'm on the subject. If you're not going to shower for months at a time and plan on touring with Phish for the next few months, or some other "jam band", you'd be way better off with a stick of Old Spice than a vile of vile patchouli.
Patchouli smells like dirt and crap. If you are going to trade some veggie burritos for a brand spankin new puppy you can care for when it's convenient for you and not locked in your van in 95 degree weather, at least cover up the stench with some type of perfume. It's like rolling around in dog crap because you got sprayed by a skunk.
And dreads? What the hell is with them? I remember when growing dreads was considered cool and different and bucking the norm. Now it seems that brushing your teeth, washing your clothes, and getting the occasional haircut is considered subversive behavior. At UVM in Vermont there are more dreadies than there are liberals and all of them smell bad...
Lastly, I would like to address "credit card hippies" or "trust fund-afarians" as I affectionately call them. These scrubs are the type to "rough it" over a weekend at a concert, eating sticks and leaves and bumming your beer because of their irrefutable "dankness" and perpetual lack of cash. Then at the end of the show they hop in their 2004 Land Rovers with New Jersey plates and head to the Mobil station to throw 2 cases of micro brew on one of their platinum cards... wankers.
Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you know if a hippie crashed on your couch?
A: They are still there 2 weeks later.
This new board rules! I can mumble and rant all day!
This was only one thread of three that I have today by the way mods...
I say we retrofit an old term invented by Lord kitchener during the Sudan Campaing for adressing unwashed, unshaven, dirty & smelly, weird acting and dope smoking - long overdue at the barbour's - raggy dressed individuals with total disrespect for civillisation and reality.
He called them "Fuzzie-Wuzzies" and then proceeded to kill some 200.000 of them.
I like the Brits, they have some STYLE in dealing with anarchists
Ye are damn right about thata, now...where's tha Friggin' whale?
ok, this should get them PETA /Greenpeace* supporting hippies of their stoned behinds
* there's that (self-censored) word again...peace...(sorry i'll go wash my mouth) can't they think of something more usefull? Like shelling some insurgents or something????
I can't argue with that statement. But protesters smell of anti-americanism mostly, while hippies smell of stale stolen beer, stale ganja smoke, neglected puppies, veggie burritos, rank tofu, unemployment, and worst of all, patchouli.
I can't argue with that statement. But protesters smell of anti-americanism mostly, while hippies smell of stale stolen beer, stale ganja smoke, neglected puppies, veggie burritos, rank tofu, unemployment, and worst of all, patchouli.
hey! hey! HEY!!! lets back this hippy hating vw van up!!! I have been to several PHISH shows, and you know what? I like the fact that hippies stink! I have friends who are true hippies. I could never get past that no shower thing, but these are some of the best friends I have ever had. Most of them have cleaned up, but we are all still hippies at heart! The ones I have met at shows are some of the most friendly open people I have ever met. I have been to alot of shows, and I have never experienced the comradity that I did at a phish show. I think its cool that they travel around and sell food and pieces to support their road trip. These people don't need alot, just some good music and some herbs. So please, lay off my brothers. They have never given me a hard time for who I am, so why should we do that to them? STINK ON MY BROTHERS! Oh, and patchouli rocks! It just smells when you mix it with sweat!
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