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Wunderknabe
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 Posted: Sat Sep 2nd, 2006 09:38 am

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PatriotsVoice wrote: I can't think of a single thing on this earth that is harmful that Democrats have not instigated, encouraged, promoted, and rewarded, and that includes all the murders, rapes, assaults, robberies, burglaries, child abuses, pornography, church buringings, bankruptcies, wars, broken homes, abortions, diseases, famines, mental illnesses, lack of education, ill-health, childlessness, overpopulation, deteriorated infrastructure, lies, and pollution to name only a few of the world's ills.

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 Posted: Sat Sep 2nd, 2006 03:02 pm

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Is Patriot's Voice the only conservative?

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 Posted: Sat Sep 2nd, 2006 08:35 pm

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Blackrook wrote:
Ireland is one of the few European countries that does not have legal abortion.

Ireland has a young population which they brag about on their website to encourage foreign investors.

Young people work, and people working helps the economy.

Old people are retired, and hurt the economy.  The population of most European countries is old and getting older.

That's why Ireland's economy is booming while the rest of Europe have stagnant economies.

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 Posted: Sat Sep 2nd, 2006 10:54 pm

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madmex1966 wrote: Is Patriot's Voice the only conservative?
No, sadly he is not. If he were, our problems would be small. Say like 5 feet tall and 98 pounds dripping wet, 97 of which would be testosterone.

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 Posted: Sun Sep 3rd, 2006 02:51 pm

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madmex1966 wrote: Is Patriot's Voice the only conservative?
No. He's just the only one who says anything memorable enough to repeat.

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 Posted: Tue Sep 5th, 2006 08:47 pm

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PatriotsVoice wrote:
I NEVER provide any citations, links, substantiation, proof, or evidence, and never read any provided by others. This is a forum of OPINION, not a term paper or Masters Thesis.

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 Posted: Wed Sep 6th, 2006 05:10 am

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PV must be on some serious right wing acid.

 

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 Posted: Wed Sep 6th, 2006 10:02 pm

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eddie wrote: madmex1966 wrote: Is Patriot's Voice the only conservative?
No. He's just the only one who says anything memorable enough to repeat.

It's all about the comedy!

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 Posted: Tue Sep 12th, 2006 07:32 pm

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....Did you acquire this kind of reasoning from comic books?....or does an alternate parallel universe truly exist.

from; CamMark

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 Posted: Sat Sep 23rd, 2006 04:11 am

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forestroot wrote:
Blacks are lazy , END OF STORY !
Not really funny, but stupid.

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 Posted: Mon Oct 9th, 2006 10:23 pm

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katoblue wrote:
GREAT POST TD!!  for if we continue to focus on the issues at hand instead of playing dirty politics as the Dem's do just to win an election I do believe we will keep on winning... Dem's avoid the issues... they always use a smear campaign to try to win... it is a liberal thing... that is why so many real Dem's have been and still are leaving that party... again great post....;)
He's really good at contradicting himself in one post.

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 Posted: Tue Oct 10th, 2006 09:04 pm

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Civilization wrote:
prettyflower1998 wrote:  I went to my son's open house at his school last night, and I found out that his math teacher is gay. He has a picture of him and his partner  displayed on his desk. It made my stomach turn.  I would like the picture removed, what can I do? My son is in the second grade by the way.
1) Are you sure he is gay... Just because he has a picture of a him and another male in the picture, doesn't mean he is gay. I have had my picture taken with freinds/relitives that were male.

2) What does it matter if he is gay? If he's a good teacher, why does it matter if a person is gay or not? And more so, what causes a problem if he has a picture of his parnter on his desk?

For a change of pace, a sensible Republican.

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 Posted: Tue Oct 10th, 2006 11:07 pm

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Wunderknabe wrote: Civilization wrote:
prettyflower1998 wrote: ?I went to my son's open house at his school last night, and I found out that his math teacher is gay. He has a picture of him and his partner? displayed on his desk. It made my stomach turn.? I would like the picture removed, what can I do? My son is in the second grade by the way.
1) Are you sure he is gay... Just because he has a picture of a him and another male in the picture, doesn't mean he is gay. I have had my picture taken with freinds/relitives that were male.

2) What does it matter if he is gay? If he's a good teacher, why does it matter if a person is gay or not? And more so, what causes a problem if he has a picture of his parnter on his desk?

For a change of pace, a sensible Republican.

Agreed.  Sensible Republicans do exist.  I just don't think many of them post on political forums.  [grin]  Another poster followed on the same thread with this absurdity:

I wouldn't want a heterosexual teacher who has a pic of him and his mistress on his desk as my child's teacher either. Esp. if he is telling the kids who it is, and imposing that lifestyle on them.

Same with the abuser. If he has a pic of his wife with black eyes on his desk and says, "I beat her, that's why her eyes are black, here she is, my abused wife" I'd have a problem with that, too.
:shock:  How is it possible to even communicate with people who compare loving, consensual relationships with cheaters and abusers?  It boggles the mind.... 

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You have just got to see this response to the ridiculous reasons for not allowing same sex marriage. A con named hunter posted this oddly enough on my birthday. Sorry I have not figured out how to quote from other threads yet so I could only cut and paste it.



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"# Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural. "


CORRECT, they are all fabricated from natural ingredients

"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children."


You should have quit while you were on a roll. You got the first four words correct.

"Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children."


CORRECT, but sometimes the radical left convinces the children of straight parents, who taught them homosexuality was wrong, that their parents were the ones that were wrong and being gay is natural.

"Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful."


Not comparing apples to apples here. Britney Spears marriage is just as much an oxymoron as same sex marriage

"Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal."



Again, not comparing apples to apples. You might have said, women are not other women's property, black men can't marry white men and since same sex marriage is still illegal, same sex divorce is still illegal.

"Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities."


Now, you are almost there. Gay marriage HAS been decided in many states, and you are correct, the courts need to quit overturning THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE

"Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America."


Can you share with us how many religions you know of that support same sex marriage? I'd like to know the answer to this one myself.

"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall."


I used to be 3'1" but hanging around my parents made me taller.

"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license."


I knew it. Now I know you are not a conservative cause all conservatives have dogs that can write. That was a secret and now you made me have to go and tell.

"Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children."



As Ronnie used to say, "There you go again".

"Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans."


Actually, we do not have longer lifespans now. Adam lived to be 930.

" Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians. "



Civil unions, marriage and schools. Sorry, don't see the correlation


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 Posted: Wed Oct 11th, 2006 01:46 am

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[grin]Reminds me of rjf's quote I posted on the last page.

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jewishgreg wrote:
The NAACP is just as extreme as the KKK.

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Philly Rabbit wrote:
I watched O'Rielly last night and he had a three part intervue with Presidnt Bush running on succesvive nights and last night, he asked Bush about the rising casulties in Iraq. The president's reply was something like he felt bad and there was sorrow in his heart. Well that's all good and dandy but Mr. President, that's nolt going to win this war.

This president has got to start acting like the commander and chief while this country is at war. I want this president pizzed off ... I want him furious at these counts, not compassionate. We are never going to win this war against the jihadists with this touchy, feely attitude. He can have sorrow in his heart after the war in Iraq is over and the kids come home for the kids that didn't come home. The families of the soldiers who are being killed have enough sorrow in their hearts. He needs to lead, not sympathize.

And if the United States is forced into a ground war in North Korea, I want all this touchy, feely bs thrown away and I don't want the media directing traffic over there and I don't want the Rumsfeld Defense Department letting any of our soldiers rot in prison in shackles or tried for murder for doing the job they were trained to do in battle.

The United States is having a major problem defeating a bunch of rag-tag, towel headed lossely formed, sheet wearing dirtballs with obsolete rifles and knives and nail bombs in Iraq ... thanks to our compassionate approach to this politically correct, media directed, undermanned effort in Iraq. I shudder to think what will happen if the military of this country has to go up against a well trained, well equiped, fierce fighting army in uniform in North Korea if policy change doesn't occur and we start fighting wars again to win them.

Diplomatic, politically correct, media diirected wars suck.

Compassionate conservatism blows.

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Wunderknabe wrote: Of course I'll start out with something from PatriotsVoice:

PatriotsVoice wrote:
Tatooing, like?all vices is a Democrat thing.


Okay, I literally spent 8 minutes or so laughing at that ^^ statement. Seriously, when did he say THIS?? :P:P

Seriously though, my dear, why are you wasting a good post on talking about this numbskull? haha, Did you read his long"We need to thank Gay Republicans for the 08 election" thread? Oh my gosh, it was just...wow. Even a few conservatives (more conservative than myself) laughed at him for his comments and ideas about gays and being republican and all of that stuff which he talked about. That kind of brought tears to my eyes. :D

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Reta_Democrat wrote: Okay, I literally spent 8 minutes or so laughing at that ^^ statement.

 

I can soooo imagine PV right now telling me that I'm on something and that "it's not helping my logic" shall he have read this statement of mine. :cool:

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Sorry, the actual title I mean was "Gay Republicans Will Be A Big Help in 06 & 08 We Need Them & Thank Them." (And there's the link for ya too! ;))


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