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Posted: Fri Oct 27th, 2006 12:49 am |
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Do I get to walk into women's restrooms? Do I get to fly like birds? Do I get to drive mercedes?
That reminds me of IQ tests -- kind of a "what doesn't belong here" type question to see if you have logic.
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Posted: Fri Oct 27th, 2006 12:57 am |
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| Was that Super Cat?
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Wunderknabe
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flightplan wrote:
See if you can make a list of the whiniest/worst (most annoying) libs in order of worse-bad. ![[usa]](/forums/themes/default/usa.gif)
What irony.
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Wunderknabe
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 05:49 am |
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This one's not funny  :
katoblue wrote:
white power
white power
white power
white power
white power
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LastFreeMan
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Conservatives posted as real a story about a public match between a lion and 42 midgets. It took exactly two minutes to find this reliable source to disclaim the article.
Do conservatives on Perspectives ever do any research?
Oh, wait, they finally figured it out! LOL
http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=121911&forum_id=5
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
Lion in Wait
Claim: The BBC reported on a lion's mutilating 42 midgets in a Cambodian ring-fight.
Status: False.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
[Rest of article here.]
Origins: Evidently, if there's any news story as intriguing as zombies on the prowl in Cambodia, it's a lion killing and maiming several dozen midgets in Cambodia.
Just as in the earlier case of a fabricated news story about Cambodian zombies, someone created a spoof article about a match between a lion and 42 members of a putative Cambodian Midget Fighting League by using a page from the BBC's web site as a template. At least this instance of a phony BBC-like page came with a disclaimer, however, as its creator explained: It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument. After seeing another fake article posing as BBC about 'zombism' in Cambodia, I got the idea to make this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time.
As soon as I was alerted the article had spread to the public, I created this 'disclaimer' page explaining the article's invalidity. This was not only to hopefully protect myself from the BBC or Cambodian Midget Fighting League (if one exists), but to also protect the reputability of the BBC and Cambodia itself, since the article isn't exactly politically correct and may offend some readers. I apologize to anyone or any groups that may have been offended by the article, and hope that they will understand it was all in good fun. Last
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 06:07 am |
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| Typical. Almost like when they fabricate something and refuse to find a link because "you should do your own work."
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LastFreeMan
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 06:38 am |
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Did you ever wonder what the conservative members of Perspectives look like?
Well, now you know.
Courtesy edit. Downsized pic to avoid scrolling.
Last edited on Sat Oct 28th, 2006 01:09 pm by
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 06:49 am |
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Mikewee777
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
That one cracked me up.
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Wunderknabe
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 07:28 am |
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PatriotsVoice wrote:
I never follow any links, but you are wrong in every thing you say. Not only were every single one of our Founders professing Christians, but virtually the entire population was also.
![[grin]](/forums/themes/default/grinning-smiley-007.gif) Refuses to do any research, but he just knows he's right about something. He is so wrong.
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LastFreeMan
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 09:44 am |
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LastFreeMan wrote:
Conservatives posted as real a story about a public match between a lion and 42 midgets. It took exactly two minutes to find this reliable source to disclaim the article.
Do conservatives on Perspectives ever do any research?
Oh, wait, they finally figured it out! LOL
http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=121911&forum_id=5
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
Lion in Wait
Claim: The BBC reported on a lion's mutilating 42 midgets in a Cambodian ring-fight.
Status: False.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
[Rest of article here.]
Origins: Evidently, if there's any news story as intriguing as zombies on the prowl in Cambodia, it's a lion killing and maiming several dozen midgets in Cambodia.
Just as in the earlier case of a fabricated news story about Cambodian zombies, someone created a spoof article about a match between a lion and 42 members of a putative Cambodian Midget Fighting League by using a page from the BBC's web site as a template. At least this instance of a phony BBC-like page came with a disclaimer, however, as its creator explained: It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument. After seeing another fake article posing as BBC about 'zombism' in Cambodia, I got the idea to make this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time.
As soon as I was alerted the article had spread to the public, I created this 'disclaimer' page explaining the article's invalidity. This was not only to hopefully protect myself from the BBC or Cambodian Midget Fighting League (if one exists), but to also protect the reputability of the BBC and Cambodia itself, since the article isn't exactly politically correct and may offend some readers. I apologize to anyone or any groups that may have been offended by the article, and hope that they will understand it was all in good fun. Last
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 12:52 pm |
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Wunderknabe wrote: Was that Super Cat?
Nah, it was B.
SuperCat wrote this:
I have a religious right to stone homosexuals for sodomy.
http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=121885&forum_id=4&page=2
Nice gal, huh?  ![[barf]](/forums/themes/default/vomit-smiley-015.gif)
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Cubster wrote: Wunderknabe wrote: Was that Super Cat?
Nah, it was B.
SuperCat wrote this:
I have a religious right to stone homosexuals for sodomy.
http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=121885&forum_id=4&page=2
Nice gal, huh?
I'd like to see her throw a rock at one of those big butch bull dyk*es. She'd get her ass kicked.Last edited on Sat Oct 28th, 2006 08:17 pm by Tremo
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Wunderknabe
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Posted: Sat Oct 28th, 2006 08:18 pm |
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Cubster wrote:
Wunderknabe wrote: Was that Super Cat?
Nah, it was B.
SuperCat wrote this:
I have a religious right to stone homosexuals for sodomy.
http://www.perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=121885&forum_id=4&page=2
Nice gal, huh?
Eh, she's just a troll pointing out another absurd OT law.
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Wunderknabe
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Posted: Tue Oct 31st, 2006 05:38 am |
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Gungerassa wrote:
Dr Lungo wrote: The mexicans should stay in the fields where they belong!
No speaka da english!? Then go the f*** back home!
With the e-Coli scare, I don't think they should even be in the fields.
Illegal aliens and even a lot of legals distance themselves from the rest of us by REFUSING to learn and speak English...That is RACISM!!!!
The first guy discharges his little racist comment, then the second guy accuses the people they're being racist against of racism.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31st, 2006 08:15 am |
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Monorprise wrote: If you want to be honest about it, Bush has demonstrated again and again, when he says something he does it, even if you don’t know what he actually said.
Genius.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31st, 2006 12:27 pm |
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TD wrote: Monorprise wrote: If you want to be honest about it, Bush has demonstrated again and again, when he says something he does it, even if you don’t know what he actually said.
Genius.
Damn, that's a good one.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31st, 2006 10:52 pm |
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Super Cat wrote: But I'm a rent-a-fuzz 
Draw your own conclusions...
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Wunderknabe
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Posted: Tue Oct 31st, 2006 11:38 pm |
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TD wrote:
Monorprise wrote: If you want to be honest about it, Bush has demonstrated again and again, when he says something he does it, even if you don’t know what he actually said. Genius.
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Cubster
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Posted: Wed Nov 1st, 2006 10:38 am |
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TD wrote: Monorprise wrote: If you want to be honest about it, Bush has demonstrated again and again, when he says something he does it, even if you don’t know what he actually said.
Genius.
ROTFLOL!!
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