Keeping your fridge stocked will get you laid - SEXUALITY & ATTRACTION - SOCIETY (no hostility :)

Sexuality Perspectives --be heard-- or click the graphic for other topics. -Rules-F.A.Q.-

-121 chat- PG-13 only. Links may be R-rated (not X) Keeping your fridge stocked will get you laid - SEXUALITY & ATTRACTION - SOCIETY (no hostility :) - Forums

Not logged in - login | Register

Forums > SOCIETY (no hostility :) > SEXUALITY & ATTRACTION > Keeping your fridge stocked will get you laid

Keeping your fridge stocked will get you laid

Moderated by: Sail, s13, S., nNeo, dV/dt, dcbl, dc-2, D, c2c

New Topic

Author

Post

VT-R
S. Moderator

Joined:	Sat Sep 4th, 2004
Location:	Serenity Now!
Posts:	24903
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Oct 14th, 2009 05:52 am

Quote

My man's got his sh!t together.

Big_Mike
Member

Joined:	Mon Oct 6th, 2008
Location:	Go Hifreann Leat!
Posts:	8806
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Oct 14th, 2009 12:46 pm

Quote

He's got everything but nutritional value in that fridge.

MikeG.
Member

Joined:	Tue Jul 27th, 2004
Location:	Elitist A.k.a Welfare Recipient, Massachusetts USA
Posts:	2678
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Oct 14th, 2009 06:22 pm

Quote

I made a pizza...What? I was Hungry.

haha

dem4life
Member

Joined:	Tue Aug 10th, 2004
Location:	Natalie Taught Me The Facts Of Life
Posts:	40771
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Oct 14th, 2009 08:11 pm

Quote

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...

VT-R
S. Moderator

Joined:	Sat Sep 4th, 2004
Location:	Serenity Now!
Posts:	24903
Status:	Offline

Posted: Sun Oct 18th, 2009 09:50 pm

Quote

"I tell the big girls 'baby, c'mon, get your snack on, feel comfortable. You're breathing heavy as hell, I know you're hungry...'"

S.
Moderator

Joined:	Fri Jan 18th, 2008
Location:	No Brute Ever Does A Cruel Thing, United Kingdom
Posts:	4112
Status:	Offline

Posted: Mon Oct 19th, 2009 02:45 am

Quote

'dropping vagina panties all over the place'

this man is a scholar and a gentleman.

Wingie
Member

Joined:	Sat Jul 12th, 2008
Location:	Rawr
Posts:	1291
Status:	Offline

Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 03:03 am

Quote

I'd hit it for some Snapple. But he would definitely NOT be allowed to talk.

UnamusedMother
Member

Joined:	Fri Mar 9th, 2007
Location:	Personal Responsibility > Bad Choices, USA
Posts:	7149
Status:	Offline

Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2009 12:45 pm

Quote

Wingie wrote: I'd hit it for some Snapple. But he would definitely NOT be allowed to talk.

Haha, yeah. I'd be a happy girl with a fridge full of Smirnoff Ice, AZ tea and especially the dragonfruit Vitamin Water (I'm impressed!) - but, that boy needs a roll of duct tape around the face if he really wants to get laid.

I wonder if I'm part black? There is always sweet baby rays, ranch and spray-on make-believe-butter in my fridge, too.

TG
Member/DJ

Joined:	Fri Feb 25th, 2005
Location:	Ya Tebya Lyublyu, Navsegda, USA
Posts:	22217
Status:	Offline

Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2009 04:38 pm

Quote

HA HA HA! OMG!

Mazel Schlimazel
Member

Joined:	Thu Jul 2nd, 2009
Location:	Rainin' Pandas, The Pacific Northwest
Posts:	2627
Status:	Offline

Posted: Sun Nov 8th, 2009 11:33 am

Quote

Naturally... The more food you have in store, the more likely are your offspring to survive into adulthood, in the female's subconscious mind...

Oh, Freudians..

Staunch Libertarian
Member

Joined:	Thu Apr 21st, 2005
Location:	Proud Champion Of The 2008 RFL, Germany
Posts:	3130
Status:	Offline

Posted: Tue Nov 10th, 2009 08:13 pm

Quote

S. schrieb: 'dropping vagina panties all over the place'

this man is a scholar and a gentleman.

[usa]

This guy is THAT dude.

eddie
Member

Joined:	Sat May 21st, 2005
Location:	Floating Through The Ether-Inmod, Maine USA
Posts:	2900
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Nov 11th, 2009 12:51 am

Quote

Let's see... I've got fried chicken, mashed potatoes, buttermilk biscuits, gravy, broccoli, carrots, milk, iced green tea and soy sauce in my fridge.

Who want's a piece of this?

DenverDemocrat
Member

Joined:	Tue Jul 3rd, 2007
Location:	Denver
Posts:	662
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 08:48 am

Quote

That BOY needs his mouth washed out with a big bar of soap. Can't believe ANY women in this big big world would be STUPID enough to go to that idiots house and hang out or have sex with him.

What has this country come too? :shock:

Go back to 3rd grade and learn proper English - you stupid ghetto punk.

Last edited on Wed Nov 18th, 2009 08:49 am by DenverDemocrat

Mazel Schlimazel
Member

Joined:	Thu Jul 2nd, 2009
Location:	Rainin' Pandas, The Pacific Northwest
Posts:	2627
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 09:01 am

Quote

DenverDemocrat wrote: That BOY needs his mouth washed out with a big bar of soap. Can't believe ANY women in this big big world would be STUPID enough to go to that idiots house and hang out or have sex with him.

What has this country come too? :shock:

Go back to 3rd grade and learn proper English - you stupid ghetto punk.

It's Youtube.. Hard to know whether it's even real, or fake.

Last edited on Wed Nov 18th, 2009 09:04 am by Mazel Schlimazel

Mazel Schlimazel
Member

Joined:	Thu Jul 2nd, 2009
Location:	Rainin' Pandas, The Pacific Northwest
Posts:	2627
Status:	Offline

Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 09:05 am

Quote

But I agree...Denver.. The verbal and communicative culture of our times has degraded SEVERELY.

Last edited on Wed Nov 18th, 2009 09:07 am by Mazel Schlimazel

Ness757
Member

Joined:	Sun Jun 5th, 2005
Location:	California USA
Posts:	18548
Status:	Offline

Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 07:02 pm

Quote

The Kool-aid part at the end was the best. SO TRUE!

Current time is 12:57 pm

Free speech & free membership. Profanity prohibited.
Spammers beware: ads cost US 5000 per post or PM plus our legal fees to collect it.

Dedicated volunteer moderators make this site possible! They're not representatives of this company (except admin).
Account disabled? If you break site rules we may ban you. Email mods if in error. For legal email click terms.

Meet @OurPlace.com - LLC about us/*site use terms - Please link your site to ours! We're a big board.